Some random jokes from a week that was full of election mayhem.
Ice T, mah man!
Overheard today on the NBC mid-day coverage from someone in the Trump campaign: “No one wants to tell King Lear the truth.” I took the Liberty and looked up that reference. It turns out King Lear goes ape-shit on his own daughter who is the most honest with him. Oof.
Trump tweeted: “Votes cannot be cast after the poles are closed!” Santa and all the polar bears better get their votes in quick! The best reaction to this overflow of intelligence.
Some flavor of “I know it’s early, but it’s not looking good for Kanye.”
None of the election/erection lasting too long. Just no.